Other Pages

This portal will take you to the other alternate realities in my head, otherwise the Site Guide to staring -as opposed to starring - will help you find your way. My virtual [cave] walls are continuously under construction as new places emerge and evolve. All worlds are linked to this world. Every story connects with another somewhere in my online universe both forward and backwards through time because that's what this place is a story:

GingerZilla - Where I make stuff up by using FACT to erm make it not quite FACT. This is normally because it's funny and I like playing with words because that too is funny. I also put stuff that other people do or say that is funny. This often involves politicians who manage to say many words and say very little allowing me to interpret mashup their words for the new world I intend to create in my ginger image. I call it Future History. You could call it making stuff up. Just remember I could be leader one day and I have a warped sense of humour.

Mashup Ginger - A place where the World's #1 Music Fascist showcases the work of others (mainly mashup artists and remixers) rants about those who suck on the Dark Lord's wiggly stuff so they can climb the scaley pole of fame and releases his own (badly made) musical creations and impersonations.  

FootballZilla - With my mate Smiffy I look at the world of football and drunken philosophy as we take the pish out of it, especially if it's Chelski. We hate Chelski. 

Football Speak - Where I write lengthier more considered pieces that first appeared on FootballZilla - just with less swearing. I am a roving Sports Reporter and rely heavily on my 'sources' (Smiffy or Twitter) and participate in the age old sport of  sledging - mostly at Chelski's expense.